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HSBC and the Divorce Debate

HSBC – the world’s local bank – has entered the fray in Malta’s 20-year debate on whether to introduce divorce in this crumbling bastion of Christianity. Roadside billboards and posters on the sides of bus stop shelters have gone up around the island, clearly illustrating which side of the fence this bank is setting up its branches.

Take a look at this photo of their advertising campaign and the signs are there for all to see: two separate sets of keys; the key ring split in two; a divided house with one side reserved for the man and the other for the woman, as in the movie War of the Roses.

HSBC and the Divorce Debate

Today, this billboard is ostensiblypromoting their home loan scheme. Tomorrow, they may very well be encouraging us to take out a loan in order to pay for divorce proceedings or meet the financial settlement awarded by the court.

Parliamentary match

An own goal was scored in the parliamentary stadium last Thursday night but the referee refused to allow it. The team which suffered the goal claimed that it was totally unintentional and besides, the opposing team had also made an own goal earlier on but no one had noticed – or so the blue squad alleged. The referee decided to consult the slow-mo but since this did not clarify the allegation, he felt that the most equitable solution was to have the game replayed.

While the scorer of an own goal can rightfully claim that it was never his intention to make his team lose, it still goes down as a valid goal on the score card.

While winning a match in this manner is not the most convincing or satisfying of victories, the record books register it as a win nonetheless.

This post appeared in The Times dated 11th May 2010.

Tigne Point and reserved parking

Tigne Point sales office in Sliema has had six reserved parking slots in Censu Xerri street for a number of years. Why this company has a privilege that other business concerns in Sliema do not is open to speculation. What I question now is why it should retain these slots when it owns a massive underground car park on site. Let us see these spaces returned to the general public as soon as possible.

Tigne Point sales office's reserved parking

This post appeared as a letter in The Times dated 10th May 2010.