"Two young men were caught skinny dipping in St George’s Bay in St Julians just hours after they arrived in Malta to learn English.... jailed the two Spaniards for one month suspended for one year and fined them €100 each."  - The Times, 12 August 2010

"Another four foreign students convicted for skinny dipping....Magistrate Vella gave the men a one-month jail term suspended for two years and also fined them €100 each." - The Times, 14 August 2010

Now every time my skin dips into the cool Mediterranean, it becomes a criminal act.